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This Is My Mixtape, You Probably Won't Hate It

by Gadzooks

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It’s like everybody knows I’m a motherfuckin' monster And everybody thinks they’re a motherfuckin' mobster Hapa the conquer-er and I got your Rep in a slump like I gave it bad posture I stir the pot, self maid self sponsored Even in a recession I will always prosper School of the hard knocks never went to Oxford But my hunger is a bitch and you'll never stop her No you will never top her Who are these impostors, hmm, I’m not sure This is my slaughter-house, you’re a squatter Sacrifice rappers like lambs at the altar I’m something like a boxer, you are just a cocker-spaniel I handle the crabs and the lobsters in the water-world Like Kevin Costner verse Dennis Hopper Call me the Godfather, I’ll make you an offer You can’t refuse, welcome to the hurt locker I got the rocket launcher, I am the predator, get into the chopper And now come around talking trash like Oscar Thinking that I've fallen off my rocker No bother, story of my life, could’ve been the author Got um wired up like some undercover coppers, partner Its your dearly departure I’m riding with Dre and I ain’t talking bout the doctor I’m talking bout my toddler Raise him up proper Read him Kurt Vonnegut skipped Harry Potter Gadzooks is for the children The fire starter here to burn down the building Making a killing off of hands to the ceiling Look at all these fake rappers I see millions (A Milli) I see a million here a million there, everywhere I've got a feeling that they’re not really sincere It really ain’t fair, they’re not really prepared Silly rabbit, silly hare, tricks are for kids, solemnly swear If these reptilians dare to square off with me I will tear off civilian wear climbing the stairs tof my sniper tower Take an hour to smell the flowers Any coward ass rapper I will d-d-d-d-devour Sister, mother, son, father, daughter, gynecologist Astronaut, pizza delivery boy, optometrist Pharmacist, pediatrician, magician, candidate Heavy weight fighter, FBI agent, or the head of state Get it straight I don’t rap circles i rap figure eights Around florescent rappers I drop um they disintegrate Into great-big piles of innate bitch styles Smile for the camera and for the scope of this rifle Revival is not an option I provide you If you want to kill me I invite you to try to I threw my helmet on, hopped on my bicycle Started pedaling and checked myself into the hospital Hopped into the bed bandaging up my head The doctor asked me what was wrong and I said Motherfucker, I'm ill Motherfucker, I'm ill A million here a million there A millionaire I am not but fuck you I really don't care
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Well I'm a vegetarian apparently I inherited it From a caring individual who parented me In a way that is not excepted by many modern Americans But motherfuck em' all Statistically speaking I'ma live longer than them I make an honest attempt, it can be rather hard But you should see how big I smile when I"m at the salad bar I'm starvin' like Marvin so pardon if all of a sudden in charge in ya' garden And bargain an arm and the farmin' disarmin' the carbon dioxide Outside feels a bit alarming And i feel it in my tummy that I gotta get away get away get away From the death and decaying flesh and amazing stench We dun made a mess of the way that this Country consumes our natural resources abusing the horses Cows and chickens diabetes climbing like the rate of divorces I've been to many, many places I don't eat anything with faces And I know that I can be a little cocky But I do eat a lot of broccoli Every time I see a head of lettuce I just gotta go and then I gotta get it Then shred it up and let it get up in the crevasses And get the medicine embedded in it Benefitted better than a vitameatavegamin If anybody wanna get up in an argument And politic over the positive and negative I'm ready when you are Hardy har har, you fat slow pokes are quite under par And I have the advantage easting like a rabbit So I gotta cut up all my cabbage So my diet like my rhymes is better than the average
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This is an ever growing compilation of songs I've written and recorded but cannot sell due to the fact that they're on other people's instrumentals (feds). So I give them away. These are some of my favorite songs. I will periodically add tracks as I complete them.

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released June 1, 2011

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Gadzooks Anaheim, California

Rap and I hate each other.

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